Horoscopes for DOGS

I got this in an Email...How neat! Coco is a Sagittarius......take a look at that one! LOL

What are your babies??? Enjoy reading about them ...for what it's worth, LOL

DOGGY HOROSCOPES:

Cancer: [June 21 to July 22] Don't be jealous when your owners bring home a new pet parrot by mid October. It will be getting all of the attention for the next few weeks and the smart move is to stay calm. It can talk, sing and when no one's home, you swear it stares at you and calls you names under its birdy breath. Soon, it will be able to bark..just like you! Keep your chin up for the next few months to come.

Leo [July 23 - Aug. 22] Dragging an unconscious child from a smouldering home will net you fortune and glory beyond your wildest dreams. You will FINALLY realize your ultimate fantasy of being a hero like your idol, Lassie!

Virgo [Aug.23 - Sept. 22] You will be excited to know that your owners are going on a day trip! The trick you've been secretly learning will finally come in handy when you use your front paws to open the pantry door and reveal all the delights within.

Libra [Sept. 23 - Oct. 22] You will never be so miserable in your entire life. That garden plant you devoured the other day resulted in a case of the itches so bad, you'll swear you're about to go out of your mind. The misery won't stop there, however. You'll have to wear one of those totally uncomfortable cone-shaped devices around your precious neck for two whole weeks! Now, your kitty siblings will have something to laugh at.

Scorpio [Oct.24 - Nov. 21] Oh, you're in trouble! You've become proficient at sneaking out the doggy door at night and coming home before your owners wake up, but next time you'll get busted...by the dogcatcher! Run for your life or soon, you'll be behind bars and not even allowed to have your snuggle baby or favorite bone you always chow down on before snooze time.

Sagittarius [Nov. 22 - Dec. 21] You'll be wagging your little tail this month, you'll think you've won the Nobel Peace Prize. But it's more like the Nobel Pee Prize. For the first time in your young life, you will ask to pee outside and you won't believe the commotion of kisses and treats when you do it successfully! You'll be going straight for the water dish, so you can do it again!

Capricorn [Dec. 22 - Jan. 19] You'll never see such worried looks on your owners' faces. You'll be lying in distress on the floor, hurting by horrific stomach pains. Your owners will be bringing out the dreaded vet carrier when you'll let out a series of farts so loud , you'll even scare yourself!!

Aquarius [Jan. 20 - Feb. 18] That selfish pet sitter will be late coming to let you out next week and you won't be able to hold it any longer. Soon there will be a steaming puddle of piddle on the new carpet in the master bedroom and it will be all HER fault. Watch out, she'll blame you! But don't worry, your owners will believe you!

Pisces [Feb. 19 - March 20] So this is what love feels like! She's irresistable! Those big sparkling eyes, the way her tail curls, and even her witty personality sends chills down your spine. You'll give her anything -- the food in your dish or even the fur on your back. They'll be calling it puppy love, but she's the only one for you and your plan to ask her to go steady will end with a big sloppy kiss to the nose!

Aries [March 21 - April 19] You never understood your owner's obsession with pylons and why you're forced to run around them like an idiot, but you never questioned it. The answers will all come to light when you find yourself standing on a bright illuminated stage with thousands of people cheering for you. This will be a wicked week filled with yummy treats, lots of hugs and jealous competitors.

Taurus [April 20 - May 20] You've never seen a new kitten before and your owners will be planning to add one as your new sister. When you see it, you won't be able to resist those cute fluffy paws and tiny, furry little ears. But watch out, because this may ruin your "tough guy" reputation. The good news is that you probably won't care! Your new sister will be the light of your life and you'll even let her walk all over you and become the best of friends. Ignore your doggy friends when they start talking behind your back.

Gemini [May 21 - June 20] Deception! Lies! Scandal! After an entire week of snuggling and affection, you will spot your man mounting that sassy spaniel from up the street. How dare they? You'll show them the error of their ways by marking your "territory" right in the middle of one of their ignorant little acts!